He’s Definitely My Son

Yesterday my son came up the stairs singing a song…that prompted the following post on Facebook: (Every good parent’s job is to embarrass their teenager on Facebook…right?)

“My son just came up the stairs singing Justin Bieber’s “Baby”. I’m not sure if I should take away his Pandora or his vocal chords.”

With a “slightly” hormonal teenager this could have ended in 2 ways.

  • Him asking why I posted that and trying his best to shun me…even though we both know that won’t happen because I wouldn’t allow it.
  • Him joining in on the fun and showing off his amazing humor that he obviously gets from me.

Based upon the Facebook conversation that followed…you decide:

  • Josh - :-P
  • Me – Josh dude. Why are you Facebooking in the bathroom??? Remind me to never touch your phone.
  • Josh – :-(
  • Me – Josh so you FB again from the potty. You realize that’s not a lazy boy in there…right?
  • Josh – Don’t try to change who I am. I am a mystical creature who works in mysterious ways. Much like the unicorn that prances through the gumdrop forest.
  • Me – Josh I didn’t realize that using Facebook while pooping was so much a part of who you are. I guess it’s my fault for giving you all that fiber…and a cell phone.
  • Josh – Hate the game don’t hate me.
  • Me – Josh I just ask that you practice safe bathroom text and wash your hands afterwards.
  • Josh – I ain’t no fool mom. You know how I do.
  • Josh –  A unicorn once said to me, “If you FB and use the potty. All your dreams will come true.” You know what happened? They all did. The mystical Unicorn gods are upon me mom. I am like the Unicorn prophet. I ride into the sunset shirtless with my hair blowing in the wind. (queue cheesy music)

See… He’s definitely my son.

I think this post needs a not so random unicorn…

Unicorn coloring page

Air Quality… It’s Not The Unicorns Fault

If you’ve live in or have visited Utah (most specifically the Wasatch Front) in our coldest winter months you may have noticed something.  The INVERSION.  It’s a not-so-lovely sheet of pollution that blankets some of our most populated cities.  The air being colder in the valley (you may have noticed we are surrounded by mountains) than it is above the mountains above creates the inversion.  It’s like an epic battle between temperatures and the smoggy pollution gets trapped in the middle.

Photo from Kennecott

Photo from Kennecott

It looks awful doesn’t it?  It can cause issues for people with breathing problems… It can actually contribute to breathing problems.  Allergies, bronchitis, asthma, and a list of other ailments can be affected by the inversion.  This year has been particularly bad.  Especially in my household.  My normally healthy kids (I’m talking 1 sick day per year kind of healthy) both have been riddled with sinus issues, coughs, and colds.  It’s been miserable.  So naturally, when I was asked to participate in a conversation about Utah’s air quality with Kennecott, I jumped at the chance.  Because really… Something’s gotta give.

kennecott copper mines

Photo from Kennecott

You’ve probably heard of Kennecott… And if you are like me you know them for:

  • Copper
  • Copper
  • Copper
  • Daybreak
  • Driving herds of field mice into my neighborhood when Daybreak was first being developed.
  • Oh… And Copper.

So you are probably wondering why a company like Kennecott wants to spread the word about air quality?  I’ll be honest, I was a little curious too.  I had questions about their contribution to the poor air quality.  Because really… That’s what was on my mind.  (I know some people have issues with mining and refining of minerals and their effect on the land.  But I am a loud and proud Ziploc and bleach user… I’ll just tackle the air quality first before I move on to “greener” pastures.)

ziploc

I had heard so many different numbers about how much pollution Kennecott actually produces each year from it’s operations.  I was surprised to learn that their PM2.5 + precursors (not to get too technical but that is the crappy pollution type stuff… If you want an actually technical explanation on particulate matter… Here you go. )= 5.8% annually… And during the winter they average 3.8%. Not too mention they are constantly coming up with innovations to reduce their emissions.  They even go above and beyond in a lot of cases.  So that leaves about 94% of the nasty stuff left in our air.  Where exactly does that excess 90 some percent come from?  Well a good chunk of it comes from US… You know the people who live along the Wasatch front.  Makes you feel a little squirmy huh?  So now that I have you all queasy about how much you are polluting our air and stuff… Let’s talk about what we can do.

  • Carpool… Going to lunch with a friend?  Why not pick them up on the way?
  • Public Transportation… Taking TRAX is actually the BEST way to get downtown.  Parking is a nightmare.
  • Drive less… Get all your shopping done in one trip instead of eleventybillion.
  • Car maintenance… Not only will it keep your car running longer it helps keep the air clean.
  • Use a shovel… Or even better have you kids use the shovel.  Keep the snow blower off.
  • Maintain your furnace… I mean who would ever go like a year without changing their filter??? (cough cough cough… oopsie)
  • Get more tips on the Utah Clean Air website.

In the end we can get rid of industry… Lose all the pretty copper and precious metals and oil and gas and all the things that make life awesome.  And we would still have pollution and an inversion.  So it starts with us… The PEOPLE of UTAH.  Let’s get this clean air party started.  And of course we will all carpool, walk, or ride our unicorns to the party.  Just a side note… Unicorn glitter is a non-pollutant.

***I was compensated for my time… But all thoughts, feelings, and opinions are my own.  Trust me.  Unicorns HATE liars.

Keeping it Real… Staying Cool

Some days it seems like life throws you curve balls. Kids forget their lunches at home, you run out of milk, your unicorn gets sick and you need to visit the vet… Then your quiet day at home turns into one never ending errand after another. That is why when Mucinex® approached me about sharing tips to keeping a clear head in a hectic world… I thought… “Hey… I’m so cool I have to keep the heat on in the summertime… This is perfect for me.” (Then I giggled a little because I actually DO wear a Snuggie during the summer.)

Have you ever had one of those days? The kind that your schedule gets so out of control you have to just laugh to keep from crying? That has been my entire month. Between work, battling the great holiday plague, sick kids, doctor’s appointments, and just regular life… I thought I may lose my mind. Then last Friday I didn’t lose my mind but, instead I fractured my kneecap… Tripping UP the stairs (yes I realize that takes skill beyond your wildest imagination). It reminded me that I needed to slow down (literally and figuratively), make funny jokes about the month I have had (Who has 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 2 left feet?), stop focusing on life’s constant headaches, and just tackle my growing to-do list… One thing at at time. Because, unlike Mucinex®, I am only capable of doing one thing at at time (breathing and walking up stairs is obviously a bit too much for me).

Use As Directed

Thankfully Maximum Strength* Mucinex® Sinus-Max™ Pressure & Pain © 2012 RB is capable of keeping my head clear even during the times I may not be able too. It packs a 1-2-3 punch by breaking up mucus, reducing sinus pressure, and relieving those pesky headaches. It’s basically like an over-the-counter superhero (don’t worry… the pills don’t wear capes… even though it would be so cute if they did). It is great to know that even some of the worse symptoms won’t keep me down this cold & flu season… Considering I can fall down easily enough on my own. Now, tell me, how do you keep you cool when the pressure is on?

* Per 4-hour dose

This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Mucinex. The opinions and text are all mine.

The Great Sickness

I am not sure if you all realize this… But lungs are important.  As I sit here typing I am pretty sure I just coughed up what was left of the right lower quarter of my left lung.  (Brings such a lovely visual to your morning… right?)  In other words… My lungs are super angry.

sick lungs

All this started with the “Great Christmas Plague of 2012″… What is that you may ask.  Well it’s just like the black plague… Only with more elves and less rats.  So… basically TERRIFYING.

scary elf

Now it has morphed into a combination of pneumonia, strep, and a sinus infection.  I have been on horse pills (not actually for horses… just the size of a horse’s head) for about 10 days now and I see no end in sight for this germ warfare my body is fighting.

scary germs

I write this not for sympathy… but as a plea… I would like 23 singing and dancing unicorns at my funeral… or at my doorstep.  I fear it may be my only hope.  (I really like using … )

singing and dancing unicorns

And if the unicorns have 2 left feet and are tone deaf… Just send them with some cough drops.

The Unicorn That Keeps On Giving…

Sometimes you throw down the ultimate gauntlet and ask people to color unicorns… And sometimes one amazing family accepts such a challenge and does it with all the glittery glory you would expect.  I present to you… Pure unicorn magic.

unicorns

Thanks for sending these over… I love love love them.

Sharing the Glitter… One Unicorn at a Time.

I’ve done it.  I have entered the world of making printables.  And by “making printables” I mean making a crudely fashioned, but entirely AWESOME, FREE unicorn coloring page printable out of my blogicorn. (aka Blog Mascot Unicorn).  It may not be the most fancy, crisp, or professional thing you’ve ever seen.  But gosh DARNIT… I am almost proud.

Free Unicorn Coloring Page Printable

(link to download below)

Unicorn coloring page

It’s pretty cute eh?  I am sure you have some fab little humans that would love to dig out all their crayons and glitter glue and make this unicorn their own.   (Printable may look a little blurry on your screen thanks to my lack of skills but it prints out GREAT!)

The One About Visiting A Graveyard… A Granite Graveyard

It’s Halloween so I thought I would share a tale of ghosts and ghouls.  But I didn’t really have any.  This all comes down to living a pretty boring life filled with unicorns and glitter.  But recently I did have the chance to visit a graveyard.  Not your traditional graveyard with dead bodies and zombie dogs (but if there was any creepers I thankfully had Emily there to protect me.  I can use all that strength she gets from going to the gym every day.)  But one filled with thousands of pounds of gorgeous granite.  It’s just what is leftover after MGS by Design aka Granite Gurus makes the magic happen.  If you ever happen to be in Lindon, Utah… It’s the kind of graveyard you want to visit.

But don’t worry, MGS by Design isn’t all about decapitated pieces of granite, quartz, and marble.  It is all about fabricating the perfect surface for your home, business, or whatever your heart desires (Maybe a really awesome outdoor cooking space???)  And with all the different options of stones… I think your hardest decision is going to be choosing which one.

I’ve been in the market for a new counter for ages… and by ages I mean at least 2 years.  I’ve got a gap between my sink and counter that is reaching the caving in point any day now.  Aimee is basically the unicorn princess of granite and explained to me why 2 inch granite would suit my needs perfectly (even though one of those big box stores told me 3 inch was the only way to go).  She explained all the different grades and the differences between quartz and granite.  I went in thinking I knew quite a bit… and left KNOWING quite a bit.  Seriously people… Aimee is a stone genius.  I only wish my kitchen was flashy enough for terrazzo.  Isn’t it fab?  Maybe I could pull it off in a bathroom? Maybe I should check out their gallery of projects and get some ideas?

If you think all the stone is impressive you haven’t even seen the equipment yet.  Talk about heavy machinary.  I really wanted to play with some of it.  But I really enjoy having arms and legs.  Plus I am pretty sure it’s against the rules.

Now what are you waiting for check out MGS by Design:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Vineyard, UT  84057
801 722-84057

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