(Revised infographic because apparently the grammers are my thing… and neither are the spellings… and if there are more errors… blame the fact that I watched the entire season of Honey Boo Boo.)
I am not sure if you knew… But it’s an election year. My social media feeds, blog reader, newspapers, and DVR have been filled will all things election related. And well… It’s wearing on me a bit. I know why you are voting for who you are voting for. I know you want the other guy to move to some far away planet that is inhabited by man eating spider monkeys. I know the other guy is a big fat liar. I know who I am voting for too. We probably aren’t going to change each other’s minds. So to save you and I some awkward moments, glazed over looks, and possible throat punches I have created a little document to help us both. This Helpful Infographic: 10 Things I Would Rather Hear You Talk About Other Than The Election will assist you in having a meaningless, frivolous, and rather annoying conversation about anything other than politics. It’s like the shallow girls guide to conversation.
Simple, easy, carefree conversation. The way the cast of the Jersey Shore would want it. Oh yeah… Don’t forget to vote. Because it IS important and stuff.