I am not sure if you remember way back in the day when I got Mr. Sparkles (yes… Male unicorns can and do rock purple Snuggies and crowns) my birthday cake unicorn???
Well what I didn’t share with you is that Mr. Sparkles, the most FAB unicorn ever, lost his horn that day. And I, being the most craft impaired person on the universe, haven’t been able to re-horn Mr. Sparkles for the life of me. Now Mr. Sparkles is only a shadow of the proud unicorn he once was.
It is hard to capture on film but there is a tiny glitterless tear dripping down his hornless face.
Now my only hope is to find a group of master crafters to help Mr. Sparkles get his horn on. Where, you might ask, can I find a group of ladies ready to help my unicorn get jiggy with his horn? Oh well no worries… I have found the EXACT place. Creative Estates… Oh yes… this self proclaimed craftiphob is heading into the lions den… errr… the glue factory? (maybe I shouldn’t say glue factory so close to Mr. Sparkles who oddly enough resembles a horse right now)
Creative Estates will have over 100 of the most amazing, crafty, creative, and glitter carrying bloggers and businesses around. And who better to help Mr. Sparkles regain the glory that was once his? Because let’s be honest… he looks sooooooo sad.
Will you be attending Creative Estates in AZ? Do you have the skills to help Mr. Sparkles the hornless unicorn get hornified (I am sure that is a real word)? If you need a little extra help deciding I have the deal for you. Creative Estates is offering a special deal for all those willing to help a unicorn out. If you register today and use the coupon code UNICORN you will receive 25% off the ticket price.
Don’t forget to bring your best horn making/attaching tools. I will be looking for you!
Are you going to surround yourself with your enemy? Crafty people?
I have to re-horn the corn dood… drastic times come for drastic measures.
Awesome! I do believe that those are slightly feminine. Does Mr. Sparkles wear mascara?! I’m totally okay with that.
Also? I AM SO EXCITED!!!!
Don’t say such things around Mr. Sparkles. He is a little on the sensitive side since he lost his horn.
If I put a horn on your unicorn (that kinda sounds kinky), will you stop talking/tweeting about Creative Estates? I am already dying I won’t be road-tripping with you. We will have to trip another day.
LOL! You can horn my corn anyday. ;-P
Unicorn horns are potent magic (or so I’ve read in books) so you should keep the unicorn sad and keep the horn for yourself!
Steph, I do believe you have created the ultimate new slang word. Which rappers across the nation would be dumb not to cash in on. Like, such as:
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
1, 2, 3 to da fo’
I’ma bout to show
Mista Sparkles to da doe’
Befo’ I could speak
He showed me dis Tweet
“baby we gots ta get
hornified, fo sho!”
befo’ I could ask
why a unicorn could Tweet?
Mista Sparkles looked at me
all super sweet
he whipped his hoof back & forth
and kicked me to my feet
now sit on ma back, Jack
strap up yo seat
I’m let ya finish
but damn dis gon’ be neat
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
Yeah, I whip it
Uh, I whip it, whip it
“Grab yo snuggie an’ be quick,
an’ a bumpit – da’d be sick!
We gots ta get to da show
in da SLC snow
my hoofs they da bomb
I gots ta get it on
Some chic on etsy
(her name’s Betsy)
whipped up somethin’ sick
studded hoof pads to land
if da roads be too slick
Hornified
(let’s get)
Hornifiied
all my homies grab yo snuggies,
a cupcake an’ a bumpit
now da’d be hella fly
Mista Sparkles tell ya why
(let’s get)
Hornified
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
(I whip my hoof back an forth)
*** WHY I’m not rich yet is beyond me. Seriously, people.